Ms. Poehler complained about her husband’s height and her lack of same. (She’s 5-foot-2, he’s a foot taller.) “I hate to pose in photos with him,” she said. “It looks like he’s taking his niece to the ‘Shrek’ premiere.” Mr. Arnett lay down his cards. “You just don’t understand the burden of being tall,” he told her gravely.
“What?” she asked.
“Constantly being looked up to,” he said with a straight face.” —This fucking article (via leslieabsolutelynot)
Conor Gaughan - “We Are Not Arguing Over Chicken” (Huffington Post)
This right here
The answer to the question “why do you have to take this so seriously?” in this case, is “because this shit is fucking serious.”
I find it disconcerting that this got through 300 odd reblogs without anyone correcting the two spelling errors.
I went ahead and did that, but I also reblogged this because the Greek story (told by Aristophanes in Plato’s Symposium) is the basis for one of my favorite songs ever, “The Origin of Love”.
respect has been gained.
I do what I want and I said what myself?? …thank you, btw
- 20% olympics
- 80% England showing off how amazing they are and no one complaining
Not at all how I was expecting that book to end, but boy was it good!!
Seriously, DaVont’e has the best taste in reading material lol
Now to get the second book of the Chaos Walking Trilogy, The Ask and The Answer
Yayy for reading and the dystopian/utopian genre :3
- london: hey i just met you
- london: and this is crazy
- london: but for our olympic opening ceremony we honored the internet and built a 40 foot voldemort
- london: so fuck you beijing