August 2012
July 2012
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Ms. Poehler complained about her husband’s height and her lack of same. (She’s 5-foot-2, he’s a foot taller.) “I hate to pose in photos with him,” she said. “It looks like he’s taking his niece to the ‘Shrek’ premiere.” Mr. Arnett lay down his cards. “You just don’t understand the burden of being tall,” he told her gravely.
“What?” she asked.
“Constantly being looked up to,” he said with a straight face.
” —This fucking article (via leslieabsolutelynot)My thoughts whenever someone unfollows me:
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
“When gays get so angry about a chicken sandwich, it is because Chick-fil-A has given around $5 million to fight to discriminate against us. When we praise brave Eagle Scouts who give up their badges in protest of the Boy Scouts of America’s prejudice, it’s not about scoring political points; it’s because there are kids in dens who are being taught to believe that they are less than equal. When we rant about the pastor who preaches that gays should be thrown into a concentration camp, we scream out of fear. And our fears are justified — in the last seven days, a lesbian in Nebraska was carved with a knife, a gay man in Oklahoma was firebombed, and a girl in Kentucky was kicked and beaten — her jaw broken and her teeth knocked out — while her assailants allegedly hurled anti-gay slurs at her.”
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Conor Gaughan - “We Are Not Arguing Over Chicken” (Huffington Post)
^ This
This right here
(via thefingerfuckingfemalefury)
Yes. This.
(via dontbearuiner)
The answer to the question “why do you have to take this so seriously?” in this case, is “because this shit is fucking serious.”
(via oddwritesstuff)
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves.”
(via hayleycakes)
I find it disconcerting that this got through 300 odd reblogs without anyone correcting the two spelling errors.
I went ahead and did that, but I also reblogged this because the Greek story (told by Aristophanes in Plato’s Symposium) is the basis for one of my favorite songs ever, “The Origin of Love”.
respect has been gained.
gettin real tired of my own bullshit
Dont be postin pictures like that if yu dont want people tellin you how beautiful youare. you said it yourself
I do what I want and I said what myself?? …thank you, btw
That annoying moment when all you need is 1 point to pass the seatwork/quiz/exam
This years olympics:
- 20% olympics
- 80% England showing off how amazing they are and no one complaining
what if one day you were scrolling through your dashboard when you saw a picture that someone took of you doing something weird that you didnt know anybody saw you doing with like 20k notes
The Knife of Never Letting Go
Not at all how I was expecting that book to end, but boy was it good!!
Seriously, DaVont’e has the best taste in reading material lol
Now to get the second book of the Chaos Walking Trilogy, The Ask and The Answer
Yayy for reading and the dystopian/utopian genre :3
- london: hey i just met you
- london: and this is crazy
- london: but for our olympic opening ceremony we honored the internet and built a 40 foot voldemort
- london: so fuck you beijing
NA NA NA NANANANA NAAAAAA NANANA NAAAAAAA HEY JUDE
